Saturday, January 31, 2009
PRO File...Felix and Oscar, havin' a good time and where's that Guy?
For me it also means a trip to my friend Larry's for his annual SB party. There will be plenty of food--my favorite dish there is a "Buffalo Chicken Blue Cheese Dip", consisting of chicken puree, wing sauce and blue cheese dressing...it looks horrible but tastes great. There will also be "Butter Bars" available for dessert--75% butter, 30% sugar and 18% shortening. There will be gambling--Larry's friend we will not name breaks out squares on everything from first commercial to length of National Anthem. There unfortunately will also be "Are you havin' a good time?" Larry as host always wants people to enjoy themselves--and the first time I went he asked me multiple times if I was "havin' a good time"...I was but the frequency of that question increased with each drink he consumed--by the end of the game I was being asked if I was having a good time after every play. Larry, I would be having a great time if I didn't have to answer every five minutes the question if I was having a good time. So without further ado, musings and more...
Will Jack Klugman be handling the coin-toss? These the two teams tangling for the title couldn't be any more completely different. Pittsburgh has been a bastion of stability with three head coaches in 40 years, an ownership group respected in the league and a community that bleeds black and gold--while Arizona's had fourteen coaches in that span (albeit a pair of interim head men), an owner compared with the Irsays and Frontieres and a region that until their new stadium was built had yet to warm up to the team. This is truly an Odd Couple matchup. Hey, by the way, are you havin' a good time?
Pro Bowl thought--it has been reported that this will be the final year for the all-star game in Hawaii and starting in 2010 the exhibition will be moved to the weekend before the Super Bowl...I couldn't agree with this potential move more. It's already an afterthought and the absence of players from the two conference champions wouldn't dim the shine off the game that much (as it happens, more than enough players beg out of it--especially from the SB squads). Keep the game in Hawaii to serve as a nice carrot for the players, but make it a sorbet before my main course rather than keep it as an unwanted piece of cheesecake after I've gorged on SB for multiple hours. What did you think of that riff--and are you havin' a good time?
QB quandry--the old axiom is trust the signalcaller who's won it before...in matchups involving a SB winning QB against one who hasn't won the big one, previous winners are 12-3. For just the fourth time in the history of the game both teams will be starting quarterbacks who have won it all [previous matchups were SB X & XIII...(Steelers-Cowboys)...and XVII (Raiders-Redskins)... two classics and a blowout]. Kurt Warner and Ben Roethlisberger are also products of what would be considered "small colleges" (Northern Iowa and Miami of Ohio). In fact, very few "football factory" schools produce championship quarterbacks. Terry Bradshaw attended Louisiana Tech, Roger Staubach went to Navy, John Elway and Jim Plunkett attended Stanford, Phil Simms played at Morehead State... and Joe Montana went to Notre Dame (the school has only sporadically played D-I football since the mid-90's). Have you tried the butter bars...it's pure butter! And are you havin' a good time?
Canton Class--last year Redskins Nation was rewarded with two players punching tickets to Canton--and I wish there were room for one more this winter. Russ Grimm was a standout player during the Skins era of dominance from 1982-91 and it's hard to imagine the most celebrated offensive line in league history not have a member in the Hall...is it that tough to go from HOG to HOF? Did you get that play on words?...and most importantly are you havin' a good time?
Hey, I'm not done on the Hall...how is Ray Guy not enshrined? Forget that he was a nine time All-Pro...Guy was the first extremely athletic punter in the modern era. Unlike the likes of Bobby Walden and Paul McGuire, Guy resembled players in the Pro Bowl and not pro bowlers. The Raider was so much better than the rest of his contemporaries...which two tidbits illustrate: at the 1976 Pro Bowl, Ray Guy became the first punter to hit the Louisiana Superdome video screen. Officials raised the screen from 90 feet to 200 feet. Also, he once punted the ball with so much hangtime that the opponents pulled the ball and had it tested for helium. Gentlemen at the gates of Canton, when somebody causes the periodic table of the elements to be brought into play-- you have to give him a Hall Pass.
I would also like to see a wing for "innovative and influential assistants"...just as the game on the field has become specialized, so has the game off the field. Bud Carson and Buddy Ryan weren't outstanding head coaches, but the Steel Curtain and 46 would not have come about without either of them...likewise with Joe Bugel as the pre-eminent offensive line coach of his generation. Hey, are you going to talk about the game? And are you having a good time?
Unstoppable Arizona against immovable Pittsburgh (apologies to the 1971 Sports Illustrated cover)...this will be a clash of Steeler power against Cardinal speed. The big question is which unsung unit will prevail, Mike Tomlin's offense or Ken Whisenhunt's defense? Give the edge to the Steelers with a plus for their special teams...and Troy Polamalu's hair.
Pittsburgh 27, Arizona 21.
Hey Dave, one last question--are ya havin' a ...
Thank goodness Super Sunday comes just once a year.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Beltway Basketball Bonanza...Dark days in and around the District...
By the way, mad props to President Obama for calling out the DC area's lack of ability to adjust to snowfall and ice...as one of many in the region who grew up in a colder climate it's about time somebody pointed out the obvious. Although the area shutdown when winter gets bad means fewer people who can't drive in the snow on the roads.
What happened to the Georgetown team that ripped Syracuse 88-74? After a hard-fought defeat at Duke, three straight Big East losses have dropped the Hoyas to 3-5 in the conference...the last two teams lost a combined six league games. The offense has gone south--after averaging 70+ points per game the club has struggled to reach 60 the past few weeks...and a banged up DeJuan Summers is the last thing coach John Thompson III needs.
Next up--a Saturday matinee at 8th ranked Marquette (Golden Eagles are unbeaten in conference play)...
24 Update--shouting and shooting are the norm as the best show on television completes its first month back...and I'm glad they explained how Tony "dying" was "all part of the plan". The President's husband suddenly regaining control of his hands as he was about to be hung was thrilling yet hilarious at the same time...I'm not a fan of "FBI-90210" where the field director likes the redhead who's off with Jack while the computer guy nobody likes is married but having a fling with an analyst...co-starring Janeanne Garafolo as "Pseudo-Andrea"-- by the way, if they go to the Agency Commissary and Joe E. Tata is flipping hash...I'm out.
Maryland continues to hit new lows, only to find that there's worse. The loss to Duke (even though it was a blowout) is understood--but wasting an 11 point lead at home to Boston College represents another crater the Terps will try to climb out of. This team feels like Virginia last year, except the part of Sean Singletary is being played by Greivis Vasquez...only with more volatility. A lot has been said about the lack of talented recruits in the program--and I think it traces back to the departure of Billy Hahn as the top assistant back in 2001...followed by the seemingly annual turnover of assistants--creating little stability recruitingwise (which is a multi-year process not just with players but with their coaches). Next up: Saturday against Miami at Comcast (Terps lost a heartbreaker in Florida).
George Washington's season-long tumble continues...a tenth straight loss has the team looking at not making it's own conference tournament for a second straight season after three straight trips to the NCAA Tournament. Rob Diggs and Damian Hollis just aren't getting enough help...Next up: a February 4th date with unbeaten in the Atlantic Ten Richmond...ouch.
George Mason was able to wipe out a two game losing streak by topping Delaware 78-55. The Patriots stand a game behind Northeastern in the CAA...and GMU gets the Huskies at home next month. Next up: a Saturday trip to always-tough Old Dominion.
American finds itself chasing Holy Cross after a tough loss in Worcester last weekend. Nice 68-67 thriller over Navy (28 points from Garrison Carr)...the Eagles are a half game behind the Crusaders as we near February. Next up: Lafayette Saturday...the Leopards are 2-4 in the league making this a must win home game.
Howard followed a weekend of back to back home wins by getting routed on the road by Morgan State and Coppin State...Next up: Saturday at home against North Carolina A&T.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Beltway Basketball Bonanza...
I saw Georgetown dismantle Syracuse 88-74 last week (hold on, I think the Hoyas just made another three)...Austin Freeman has stepped up into becoming a major perimeter weapon (19 points against SU while hitting 4 of 5 threes) while freshman Greg Monroe continues to improve beyond his years (despite getting an undeserved technical in the Duke game). The Hoyas will learn from their loss at second ranked Duke--but must stay focused against conference also-rans Seton Hall and Cincinnati on the road next week. First, John Thompson III's team must face a West Virginia team they barely beat last year (on a disputed Patrick Ewing Jr block at the buzzer).
Maryland won't have sunny thoughts regarding Florida for some time; the Terps blew a 17 point lead in Miami and came up short at Florida State in overtime--a pair of games where Greivis Vasquez shot 8 of 27 from the field and Eric Hayes hit 5 of 15 shots. Thank goodness a five-hundred Virginia team came into Comcast last night...and still the Terps struggled their way to an 84-78 win. One wonders when the 30+ minute nights will start to take its toll on Vasquez, Hayes, Landon Milbourne and Adrian Bowie (who's having a breakout month). Up next--a trip to Duke. Ouch. Can't wait to see Greivis jaw it up with the Cameron Crazies.
George Mason was in theory supposed to be rebuilding following the graduation of Follarin Campbell and Will Thomas; the Patriots have rebuilt their way into a 7-0 CAA start--including wins on the road (last years achilles heel). Darryl Monroe's back after redshirting last year and looks like he hasn't missed a step--while sophomore Cam Long benefitted from a year's apprenticeship. Tonight's tilt at second in the conference Northeastern will be huge; the big question is how well will the Patriots contain Huskies 6-4 swingman Matt Janning (15ppg).
American is also unbeaten in conference play; hold your breath though, it's only 3-0. Still, the backcourt tandem of Garrison Carr and Derrick Mercer powers along mightily and Brian Gilmore's transition into the starting lineup has been relatively smooth. The Eagles will find out exactly how good they are over the next three games--their opponents boasting a combined 7-2 Patriot League mark. Saturday's battle with Holy Cross is a matchup of unbeatens.
George Washington remains in search of its first Atlantic Ten win...seven straight losses have turned a rebuilding season into a restructuring one. Rob Diggs and Damian Hollis continue to post solid efforts in dismal defeats--and one wonders when things will turn around. Next up? A trip to 16-2 Dayton. Ouch.
Howard snapped a fourteen game losing streak by taking back to back MEAC games over Winston Salem and South Carolina State; Eugene Myatt is having the best season around the Beltway nobody knows about (the senior recently reached the 1,000 point plateau)...next up for the Bison--a trip to Morgan State (the school that beat Maryland a few weeks ago).
Monday, January 12, 2009
Beltway Basketball Bonanza... and early 24 thoughts...
Thumbnail thoughts on the hardwood...
Nice bounceback win by Georgetown--it looks as though the young players are starting to click...but what a meat-grinder of a schedule for Coach Thompson's team.
Maryland minus quality big men this winter will ebb and flow on how well they shoot on a given evening--so be prepared for comebacks like Georgia Tech and head-scratchers like Morgan State.
George Washington is a work in progress...a young team in a league where there are wins to be had but where the road is very unforgiving like last year.
American looks to have another fantastic season in the Patriot League--it's a given Garrison Carr and Derrick Mercer will produce; how well the Eagles fare will hinge on the supporting players.
George Mason doesn't rebuild--they reload...unstoppable at home and bolstered by Doc Nix and the best college pep band in the region.
Howard can at least hang its hat on being able to beat the brother in law of the president-elects team (Oregon State).
Early returns on 24...impressed with the action-- nice fight with Tony... I buy the new president much more than "Wayne Palmer"...gee, very surprised CTU I mean FBI has a computer specialist with limited social skills...and oh my--dissension in the Cabinet plus another mole working with the bad guys? I wish they named Janine Garofaolo's character "Eolhc" or something Chloe-esque... because that seems to be the part she's playing. Major stunner when the suspect was shot right before he gave Jack the information he was looking for.
Proposed subplot--bring Kim Bauer back as an undercover agent who is infiltrating a sorority house--the only way she can find the microfilm she's searching for is to engage the co-eds in a multi-hour pillow-fight.
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Redskins Postmortem, a measly meal and a look around the league...
Where does this team go from here? Is the best case a win at San Francisco and a 9-7 finish or will it just foster a false sense of security that things are moving in the right direction? And even with a defeat and an 8-8 mark who says this team isn't on the right track?
As this team is currently built there are major needs on the offensive and defensive lines that need addressing--a good football team is like a nice meal, and for years the Skins have had incredible creamed spinach (Portis) as well as phenomenal Lyonnaise potatoes (Sean Taylor and now LaRon Landry)--but the steak (both lines) is far from prime...and sometimes borders on standard/substandard. Injuries and age are taking their toll while the team hasn't replenished either unit in the draft...with Derrick Dockery the lone top-95 offensive line selection since 2000. The last defensive lineman taken in the first four rounds? Try Kenard Lang in 1997. In each of the last two seasons covering the draft I was surprised at the lack of attention given to bolstering both units.
Receiver revisionism...the second round triumvirate of Devin Thomas, Malcolm Kelly and Fred Davis never got in gear after Davis overslept an alarm in OTA's before Thomas and Kelly suffered injuries in training camp. But should this be a surprise? In a pre-draft press conference, coach Jim Zorn talked about the learning curve facing rookie receivers and how it was a challenge for them to be productive immediately--which made the selection of three receivers so high such an intriguing decision.
Looking around the league:
AFC surge reverses trend...last year for the first time since the late 90's, the NFC actually won as many interconference games as the AFC (32-32) and throughout September it appeared as though the NFC would dominate-- but over the last few months the AFC has actually taken a 32-29-1 lead...meaning once again the National Football Conference is once again looking up at their rivals.
NFC Beast? Never before has a division boasted four teams with winning records--although the NFC East's last place squad finished 8-8 last year (Philadelphia). This fall we could have two divisions where every team is over .500 (if New Orleans and Washington both win) and two where the division champ is .500...more on them in a moment.
Divisions of Depression? No chance of an east-coast bias; both the NFC and AFC Wests were putrid this past fall...the only question is which was the worst division in pro football. Although the AFC West has a better cumulative record (by one game) added with Arizona's collapse (1-4 since Thanksgiving night) plus St. Louis's free fall (nine straight losses), I can't deny the AFC West as the worst---a division led by a team that can't play defense (Denver), followed by one that is being coached well under its talent (San Diego) plus two massive disasters--one short-term (Carl Peterson's era in Kansas City concluding with a thud) and one with a feeling of forever (or at least until Al Davis lets someone else run Oakland).
Sunday, December 14, 2008
College Football Corner...bowling for brackets...
Hold on, I'm waking up from my nap...makes me wonder how close we are to a true Division I-A postseason. I'd even be happy with a four-team bracket with games this weekend and a championship on New Years Day. The previous jigsaw system of conference tie-ins wasn't ideal, but at least you had the four or five contenders all playing within 48 hours. Having the BCS title game a full week after January first is akin to eating a bunch of appetizers...but then waiting seven days for your entree.
And I'm not for blowing up the bowl system--the 32 game postseason that allows for 7-5 and 6-6 schools to finish their years on a positive note can continue...but there's no reason to involve the bowls in a playoff skeleton. Would a playoff make the minor bowls obsolete? You could say the BCS makes the major bowls irrelevant.
I do know it would make for an incredible Saturday in December (quadrupleheader on ABC and ESPN family of networks for either a 16 or 8 team tournament...with the games staggered in a manner that would feel like March Madness). Here's the postseason bracket you won't see...with national semifinal games pitting the East-Midwest and South-West regional winners...:
EAST REGION:
Alabama-Virginia Tech winner plays the Texas Tech-Cincinnati winner in the Peach Bowl
MIDWEST REGION:
Oklahoma-Buffalo winner plays the Penn State-TCU winner in the Cotton Bowl
SOUTH REGION:
Florida-Troy winner faces the Utah-Ohio State winner in the Sugar Bowl
WEST REGION:
Texas-East Carolina winner plays the USC-Boise State winner in the Fiesta Bowl
VIRGINIA TECH faces Cincinnati in the Orange Bowl fresh off a 30-12 thumping of Boston College...giving the Hokies their third ACC title in five seasons (VT is 51-15 since leaving the Big East). Hokie Highlights--Darren Evans made fans forget Branden Ore with 114 yards and a touchdown capping off an 1112 yard season...Tyrod Taylor ran for two scores while the defense tallied four takeaways and returned one of them for a touchdown...Hokie Humblings--three giveaways...and a passing attack that averaged under eight yards per completion will give coach Beamer plenty to work on in between now and the New Year.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Presto's Pick--another Big East Final...in the ACC
The Atlantic Coast Conference has dealt with more than its share of dominant eras...from Clemson in the 80's to Florida State in the 90's to what I guess now is an "era of Northern occupation" where former Big East schools run roughshod over the league. The Hokies and Eagles each repeat as division champs; VT won the league its first year in the ACC (by beating ex-Big Easter Miami) and advanced to the title game in 2005.
Both teams reach the threshold of the Orange Bowl thanks to plenty of grit and a little luck--the Hokies fell in Chesnut Hill earlier this year 28-23 in a game where the Hokies tallied two interception returns for touchdowns yet little else offensively (5 for 17 on third down). The offense hasn't improved that much--although Tyrod Taylor is coming off his best performance of the year (274 total yards and a touchdown toss against Virginia). He'll be tested against a BC defense that shut VT down earlier this year (and has allowed under 15 points a game during a four game winning streak).
The Hokie defense needs to contain a one-two punch on the ground that features Montel Harris (116 yards rushing against Maryland) and Josh Haden...and outside of Brandon Robinson the Eagles primarily throw the ball short.
Special teams? BC returned a punt for a touchdown in their October matchup that was decided by five. Beamerball has been somewhat quiet for most of this year--is it time for the kicking game to reach that championship gear? Hokies make another Miami reservation, 25-15.
Sunday, November 30, 2008
College Football Corner...after further review..
My 20th high school reunion was over Thanksgiving weekend--and unfortunately other responsibilities kept me in DC--and I can't help but view my high school days within the context of the recent college football season...filled with possibilities, disappointments, unrealistic expectations and the occasional pleasant surprises--with plenty of lessons learned and forgotten.
(Alma mater update--while I don't know how the Manchester High School West football team fared, I was in the stands at Notre Dame Stadium for Syracuse's improbable 24-23 upset of the Irish--and although the Orange will have to find a new coach to reinvent a once-proud program...SU hoops is off and running to an excellent start)
Maryland wrapped up its inconsistent regular season with a 28-21 loss to Boston College...the team's first loss during the day as well as their first defeat against a ranked opponent. TERRAPIN TRIUMPHS--Chris Turner threw for 360 yards and two touchdowns while running for another score...Torry Smith and Danny Oquendo each tallied more than 100 yards receiving...the defense held BC to just 143 yards passing (less than 10 yards per completion)... TERRAPIN TROUBLES--it's very difficult to win if you can't run or stop the run...and the Terps were outgained on the ground 175 to minus 6...as the tailback tandem of DaRell Scott and Davin Meggett was limited to 23 yards on 16 carries...meanwhile, the defense failed to generate a takeaway and 7 penalties for 73 yards won't make anyone in College Park happy.
Virginia Tech's 17-14 win over Virginia reminds me of what these two schools have achieved in recent memory...: somehow the Hokies despite their limitations find a way to win while for everything the Cavaliers do--somehow Al Groh's team comes up short.
HOKIE HIGHLIGHTS--how much of a dual threat is Tyrod Taylor? 137 yards rushing plus 137 passing wraps up a fine regular season...as a team Va Tech tallied 216 yards on the ground and held the ball for 36+ minutes...
HOKIE HUMBLINGS--despite being the better team for four quarters, they still needed a late field goal to beat a team that went 0-6 against I-A competition outside of October...
CAVALIER CONGRATS--in a year where Cedric Peerman fought injuries and Mikkell Simpson fought ineffectiveness, converted cornerback Vic Hall rushed for 109 yards and two touchdowns...CAVALIER CATASTROPHES--in a year where Marc Verica threw interceptions by the bunches (16 over 10 games), one last pick while UVa was in field goal range ended the team's final opportunity to tie the game up.
Monday, November 17, 2008
College Football Corner--timing is everything...
MARYLAND needed a last-minute field goal to keep its ACC hopes alive...a 17-with 15 victory over North Carolina returns the Terps to the top 25. TERRAPIN TRIUMPHS--Da'Rel Scott led the way with 129 yards rushing while Davin Meggett added 86 on the ground...allowing the offense to control the ball for over 40 minutes...the defense held the Tar Heels to 1 of 11 on third down and tallied two takeaways...TERRAPIN TROUBLES-- two big plays almost ruined an afternoon of dominance: a longsnap that sailed over the head of punter Travis Balz resulted in a UNC safety and a 56-yard pass from Cameron Sexton to Cooper Arnold for a Tar Heel touchdown...Maryland has been burned by the big play more than once this year--and Saturday it almost cost them.
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Presto's Picks--hot potatoes and destinies deferred...
Who didn't like playing the game hot potato as a kid? If you held on to the ball too long, you were out--very simple rules with little room for debate. I thought hot potato was passe--perhaps it had been legislated out of gym classes like dodgeball (my favorite version of the game was "Hospital Bombardment" where each team had a "doctor" who could bring downed teammates back to base where they could return to the game) for being cruel to kids' self-esteem. I was wrong, because the ACC has been playing hot potato all fall. Each week a new team has the lead and destiny in its own hands--only to pass it to someone else...but don't worry, you very well might get the ball back next week.
VIRGINIA TECH was unstoppable on Thursday nights, right? Isn't Miami still in rebuilding mode and realistically a year away from being a major player in the conference? The Hokies 16-14 loss to the Hurricanes may herald the arrival of a monster that will be atop the ACC standings for some time (two freshman qb's). HOKIE HIGHLIGHTS--the quarterback tandem of Sean Glennon and Tyrod Taylor completed 12 of 20 passes for 173 yards...while rushing for two touchdowns...only 3 penalties on the night. HOKIE HUMBLINGS--2 of 11 on third down conversions...77 yards rushing on 38 carries...minus one yard on punt returns for the entire game--Beamer Ball, where art thou?
MARYLAND vs 17th ranked North Carolina--believe it or not, the Terrapins remain in control of their destiny despite two conference losses because both of those defeats (UVa & Va Tech) came to Coastal Division teams. UNC also controls its own destiny after the Hokies Thursday night loss. The Tar Heels boast a turnover-happy secondary led by Trimane Gibbons (6 interceptions)...and may be boosted by the potential return at QB for TJ Yates--although Cameron Sexton has been playing rather well as of late. I won't even waste any more time trying to figure out a Terrapin team that's 3-3 against unranked teams while 3-0 against schools in the Top 25...but form will hold...Terps triumph 20-18.
NAVY falls to Notre Dame, GEORGETOWN falls at Fordham, HOWARD slips to Bethune-Cookman, Richmond defeats Delaware, James Madison over William & Mary.