Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Wizards hit the lotto- and somebody has to lose.

Guess who the biggest loser is with the Wizards hitting the Lottery? I say the Capitals. They go from being the best-run franchise in the region last summer to the NHL's usual place in most markets. Instead of VinnyZorn, the Redskins are being run by the son of George Allen and a two-time Super Bowl winning coach. Instead of "Natinals" and "flying sausage sandwiches" the Nats are actually playing good baseball with a pitching phenom in Stephen Strasberg warming up in Triple A. And instead of constant Gilbert-talk, Wizards fans will avidly await the arrival of a #1 draft pick-- who unless he turns into Kwame Brown/LaRue Martin will mean the start of the next era.

The Caps had a window of opportunity to become a more prominent player in DC (and they still are)... armed with home ice in the Eastern Conference playoffs they should still be playing and gathering headlines. Instead, it's wait for the draft and toughen up for next spring (we know Bruce Boudreau's bunch can win the fall and winter). When they come back this Labor Day, there will be a completely different landscape than last September.

The Wizards have the task of not messing up this windfall; most have them choosing between Ohio State's Evan Turner or Kentucky's John Wall. In today's guards game, you almost can't pass up a point-man like Wall... although Turner's one heck of a building block. And he hasn't been coached by John Calipari.

Speaking of the current Kentucky coach, what is with the rumor mill that has him headed to Chicago as a package deal with LeBron James? Unfortunately most NBA brain trusts think that the ideal pro coach is one who either excels in a shorter-season sample with a completely different method for acquiring talent or somebody who sounds good on TV (Doug Collins/Mike Fratello corollary).

I will admit it-- TV sucks this year. We say goodbye to 24, Lost, and Law & Order-- three of my favorite shows. And they're not going out gracefully. 24 has given us a full season of moles, women making bad life decisions and Freddie Prinze Jr. Lost has made me yearn for the streamlined straight-ahead feel of 24. And L&O's plug gets pulled without even a farewell episode-- I mean who wouldn't watch Jack McCoy's retirement party? The only other shows on network TV I'm readily into have been sagging as well. How I Met Your Mother forced a Barney-Robin duo that was tough to stomach... and then broke the pair up as soon as I bought the two of them together. The highlight was the faux movie "The Wedding Bride" (please Youtube the trailer)... funnier than the actual TV show it appears in. Meanwhile, The Office has given us a baby... and in Andy's pursuit of Erin a rehash of Jim's courting of Pam. Thanks for getting me back into reading, idiot-box.

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